I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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