I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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