Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
What drink are we having for lunch?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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