It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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