im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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