Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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