:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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