Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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