we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
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i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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