Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
My balls are so social today.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
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