That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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