Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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