I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Randomize