its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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