I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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