no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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