"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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