How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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