we're blogging at a bar
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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