The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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