Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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