im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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