I feel like I'm in dance class right now
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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