But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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