So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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