my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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