doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Just puked most of my soul out..
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