just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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