Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
My vagina is officially offended.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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