When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
