he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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