You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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