she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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