But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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