So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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