So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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