listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Randomize
