I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I wish you could order shots online.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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