actually, I'm a sock model
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
Randomize
