my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Just pee around me
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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