in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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