I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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