told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Randomize