Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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