i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I have post one night stand depression
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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