I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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