If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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