I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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