I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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