so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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