the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
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